Geographical XI

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Starting XI

Aaron Redmond (Because opening the batting with his dad would be cool!)

Rodney Redmond (Because opening the batting with his son would be cool and he scored a century in his only Test!)

Stuart Carlisle (Captain)

Ben France (Who was born in Brunei!)

Charles Coventry (Wicketkeeper and everybody’s favourite bespectacled one-innings wonder!)

Chris Jordan (Who went to school with Rihanna, which he much prefers people to talk about rather than his cricket!)

Dominic Cork

Anthony Ireland

Jon Holland

Joel Paris

Dwight Washington

12th Man

Ryan Austin

Remaining Squad Members

John Hampshire

Keith Dutch

George Cork (Because his dad’s in the team!)

Phil Newport

Hamilton and Wellington Masakadza but not Shingi!!!

Why their parents didn’t call him Auckland, Christchurch or Tauranga I don’t know!

I know, I know, Chris Jordan at six. Jordan, Cork and Ireland’s all-round abilities between them make them just about acceptable as a six, seven and eight trilogy.

Anymore for anymore…?

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One thought on “Geographical XI

  1. From your map alone I’d like to select Bernie burp Boroughbridge, Vern vomit Vale-Pickering
    errr, that’s a mess…..
    with Graeme hic as batting coach. Although Len Hutton rud be good too.
    Sorry, I meant Graeme Thorpe Arch as bat coach, how did that Sherry bottle get so depleted?
    Where were you yesterday when I needed some escape from Newall and FRASER!!!!!!!???????
    Sorry, it’s been a bad few days…
    regards
    James W.

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