Ashes Cricket (PS4): Global Test League – New Zealand Run Out… of Ideas!


When your bowlers need claim only fourteen wickets, you can’t help but think that Test match victories shouldn’t come quite so easily!

Post victory in the Shamrock state, Warwickshire’s Chris Woakes was recalled to the side for the hosting of New Zealand at Edgbaston. Woakes soon snaffled a wicket on his home ground, that of Kiwi opener Jeet Raval, caught behind for seven by debutant wicketkeeper Ben Foakes. That’d be bowled Woakes caught Foakes then! Brought into the side at the expense of Jonny Bairstow following the Yorkshireman’s shabby showing against Ireland in Malahide, Foakes duly put in an exemplary performance behind the timbers. Surrey head honcho Alec Stewart will be proud.


Woakes made the most of his familiarity with the surroundings. With the new ball in hand whilst Stuart Broad sat this match out, Woakes claimed impressive figures of 3-28 as New Zealand capitulated to 143-9 in their first innings. Only a last wicket stand of forty between Neil Wagner and Trent Boult helped lift the visitors to a slightly more respectable 183 all out. New Zealand’s ineptitude with the bat on such a run-welcoming surface was soon highlighted by England’s willow wielders, not to mention the Kiwis’ own efforts come their second innings.


Mark Stoneman compiled a career best 82 in an opening partnership of 186 with former Durham colleague Keaton Jennings but was rightly gutted on missing out on a maiden Test century. The Surrey lefty played an unnecessary and inexplicably expansive shot when three figures were peeping above the horizon whilst crying out “Come and get me Mark, please!”.


Perennially in-form Jennings made no such mistake. His monumental 222 was a dominational knock that left him sitting pretty at the top of the Global Test League run charts whilst averaging an epic 83.29! #Bradmanesque was soon trending on social media. In the interest of fairness, Roston Chase, Dean Elgar and Ross Taylor have all clocked up higher GTL scores in the first four rounds of games.


Dawid Malan registered his third hundred of the GTL, the most by any individual thus far in the inaugural edition of the competition. The Middlesex man fell for a Test best 155, his partnership of 194 with Adil Rashid was England’s competition high so far as was the team cumulative of 765-9. Regarding the bowling, Neil Wagner claimed absurd figures of 3-256!


Following his reintegration to the Test side against Ireland, Adil Rashid continued his authoritative all-round performance and seemed destined for a maiden Test century. The Yorkshireman was controversially adjudged run out when on 79 however, though in truth it was an almightily risky run, even if the cameras suggested he’d made his ground.


As was the case against Ireland, England saw their opposition produce a strong second innings batting display. It was only day three and the pitch was still a good one. How much more the Kiwis 410 could have been if it were not for five run outs in the innings, added to one in their first, will forever remain unknown. Had the tourists not conceded such village dismissals (No disrespect to village cricketers across the land!) and had they applied themselves better in their first innings then this could have been a far more evenly contested high scoring affair. Tim Southee’s run out for a career best 87, a dismissal that sealed the home side’s victory was disappointing, embarrassing, amateur, heart-breaking and inevitable all at the same time. Even the England fans wanted to see him reach a ton.

Moving on from my journalistic report and bringing to the fore my role as Team Manager and Chairman of Selectors of the England national side, we’d prefer to have to work harder for our wickets, even if we can claim to have applied pressure to bring them about. Our performance against spin, Jeetan Patel finished with figures of 0-98 on his home ground, was extremely encouraging. Pakistan in Lahore however will be a different kettle of the proverbial fish. We look forward to the challenge though. We currently sit joint top of the GTL table alongside South Africa and India. They too have won three matches and lost one. Entertaining ‘The Proteas’ at home will follow the trip to Pakistan.

The squad to travel to Pakistan will be named after careful consideration has been provided. Rotation of our pace bowlers continues to be of paramount importance as we look to sustain our intensity throughout the duration of the competition. Thoughts of adding additional spin options to the XI will be weighed up as will selecting spin-skilled batsmen. The players continue to be humbled by the support of the fans.


Retirement Announcement


Don’t worry, I’m not retiring from blogging but I am retiring from playing… I think. We may have been here before and who knows what the future holds but in what will surely be a huge disappointment to bowlers throughout Nidderdale, I’ll no longer be assisting them in lowering their bowling average. My dibby dobblies, effective in the pre 2005 Ashes surge of cricketing talent that would appear a few years down the line, will no longer be used by batsmen as average enhancers either.

Scribbling about my on-field efforts was one aspect of the game that I’d expected to take up some space here at Silly Point but in truth there are far too many ducks and drops to justify the odd twenty-something with the bat and maybe an annual over with the ball.

Save your tears. I’ll continue to score runs by the bucket load on Don Bradman Cricket 17 and Cricket Captain 2017, take L.B. Wilson on hikes, review cricket themed literature, moan about the England team and pitch a restructuring of world cricket on an all too frequent basis!

The subtitle of this website describes me as an “… extremely average village cricketer’. I guess that I was.

Don Bradman Cricket 17: A Ton in the Sun!


Let’s take this opportunity to celebrate my First Class career best innings of 137 for Yorkshire against Hampshire at the Ageas Bowl in the County Championship but also to provide a little insight into where Don Bradman Cricket 17 on the PS4 (Also available on Xbox One and Steam) currently stands. Regarding the Hampshire match, I was actually captain and when I came to the crease in the second innings we were three wickets down and still behind the host’s first innings total. I then ran Joe Root (27) out but first Jonny Bairstow and then David Willey (Career team selection now more dynamic) hung around as I batted aggressively but not recklessly, selecting the right ball and field placings when going aerial. I had one stroke of luck when I was dropped on about 70. Hamps’ were left requiring 238 to win and a last wicket stand of 29 got them within 12 runs before their number eleven was out in exactly the way you’d expect someone to be so in that situation… stumped!

Onto the game in general:

Firstly: When you login to career, you’re now promptly dropped for the first match after each login. I think that if you save the game at a certain point then it’s avoidable but it’s one of many little nuisances in the game that add up.

Secondly: Batting average seems to be calculating ‘more correctly’ but it’s still unclear if not outs are being counted as they should be. In a new career that I’ve started, I’ve batted once and scored 31 not out but on the statistics panel on the player page it says no not outs. On my older careers the statistics panel and the information on screen when I walk out to bat don’t match. I need to have another bat or two in my new career to confirm things but ultimately statistics still aren’t accurate across the board.

Thirdly: Outisde of career mode, so in casual or tour matches, no statistics are saved. For example: Mark Footitt has played a few Tests for me but his performances don’t record anywhere. On DBC14 I created my village team and played match after match analysing player’s averages and how they went up or down. It’s a strange omission from the game and has been keenly discussed on the forum…

Fourthly: Back to career. When you start at Club T20 level, at the beginning you select your team then five opposition from the local area to be in your league. In my new career I’m playing for Redcar under the Durham umbrella. I selected local teams such as Berwick and South Shields but have Lancashire’s Burnley and Yorkshire’s Keighley to travel to!

Fifthly: This probably played a part in my what I seem to recall were back to back centuries. After the last patch my player rating went from about 70 to 87! You gain skill points for performance and apply them to various skills and techniques within the three disciplines but obviously now being 87 means I should be competing with the best of ’em.

I find gameplay in general really good and the concept of career mode is great. That’s what makes it really frustrating that the… frustrations are such simple things as statistics that were correct on the original instalment of the game.

As has probably been the case for many loyal fans of Don Bradman Cricket for sometime now, I’ll keep my fingers crossed that they’ll be just one more patch, just one more patch, please!

I hope that loyal Silly Pointers will look forward to my future England match reports. I’ve designed four new kits (Test, ODI, T20I and Exhibition) and look forward to sharing my designs with you as the team go in search of global success. I’ve also designed a new bat that at least some of the players will be using.

Don’t Just Catch the Ball, Hold it!


Can’t bat, can’t bowl, can’t catch. Well, in the words of Meat Loaf…

Hold on, that makes absolutely no sense! Anyway, what I’m trying to say is that despite my ineptitude with the bat and as a bowler, I have been known to take more than my fair share of catches. The notion of me providing cricket tuition to anybody is almost laughable. It’s kind of like me telling Bear Grylls to “Lean horizontal and just abseil down that 500ft precipice”. However, here are my thoughts on fielding:

When fortunate enough to play on a saturday, we play 45 overs per side. That’s 270 deliveries plus a few extras in the field. For every single one of those 270 balls that are bowled, I’m anticipating that the ball is coming my way… in the air. I don’t think that most people do that. They’re just fielding and will react on the occasional occasions that the ball comes their way. My method may seem taxing but doesn’t a batsman focus on every delivery possibly for hour upon hour? When the ball does come my way and I’ve caught it, it is in that moment the really important bit happens. You do not relax! The job is not done. Catching the ball is only part of the process. You must HOLD onto the ball, you must prepare your body for landing without losing grip of the ball despite elbows thudding the ground or a foot straying over a boundary rope. You’ll see so many amateur, even professional cricketers catch the ball. Anybody can catch but can they hold onto the ball? Can they hold onto that spherical cork and leather combo like it’s the love of their life?!!!

I am of course destined to now spend the summer months spilling chances left, right and center!

Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, Isaac Newton, John Nash. These men all had theories. Well I too have a theory… Don’t just catch the ball, hold it!

Openers Only!


This article is about something I hate. It’s about something that I detest seeing when playing village cricket and came to my attention again whilst reading Roy Morgan’s Real International Cricket…

This article is about those players that open the batting and the bowling… in the same match!

I find it so rude that a player would accept doing it, particularly at amateur level. You’ve got eleven guys or probably some guys and boys, or gals and girls even, they’ve all paid to play but it’s a one-man show. Players should be presented with opportunity and responsibility, it’s no good hiding them.

Every year we receive a survey from the ECB asking us why participation in our game is declining?

Maybe it’s because the players who are filling in for those that have already abandoned the sport are left to bat at number eleven and not bowl. I play in the Nidderdale League and the Harrogate and District Evening League. The following would be my suggestions for some rule changes:

  1. No player shall open both the batting and the bowling. A player may open the batting and bowl from the third over or alternatively they may bat at three and open the bowling.
  2. Any player scheduled to bat at numbers nine, ten or eleven must bowl at least one over. (Specific leniencies would be put in place for weather affected matches as well as those that don’t go the distance)
  3. In the Nidderdale League we play 45-overs per side with a bowler allowed a maximum of 12 overs. Either play 50 overs with a ten over cap or if playing 45 overs then have a nine over cap. This would initially level the playing field whilst at the same time developing players and making competition stronger in the long term. A necessity to use five not just four bowlers would also help rule 2, i.e; kids not making up the numbers just to field and losing interest in playing cricket altogether.

Of course there are those players that turn up every week under the impression that they have a divine right to bowl 12 overs. These players wouldn’t vote to stop that and neither would their clubs. The club sides want their best players to have as much opportunity as possible to help them win but surely it’d be better to get more players involved and by involved, I mean involved. Otherwise teams will continue to fold, we’ll end up playing seven players per side in a small league with small divisions and be playing against the same teams every few weeks.

I am not a very good cricketer but even if I was the main man at a club, I’d like to think that I’d have enough about me to channel Meat Loaf and say “I would do anything for you skip, but I won’t do that, no I won’t do that”.

Village Reminiscences

The following reminiscences were originally written as part of my family history work that was, like cricket, a onetime obsession that still keeps me occupied from time to time.

Please be aware that the names of teammates have been changed to save them from ignominy!


47, Birstwith CC 3rd XI vs. Sessay CC 3rd XI, Sessay, May 2009, Nidderdale League Division 7

After mustering only 19 runs in four matches at the start of the 2009 campaign and having resisted an invitation the previous week to move down the order, I dug deep to record a chanceless career best score of 47 when opening the batting at Sessay. The next highest score was Jon Rose’s 16 and I was the last man out having occupied the crease for 43.1 overs, thus falling an agonising eleven deliveries short of securing a point for the team. Had my attempt at a delicate lob evaded the gully fielder it would surely have run down the slope for a boundary and taken me to a still elusive maiden half-century. As it was, the ball dropped kindly into the fielder’s hands and in hindsight I should’ve probably left the ball alone. Despite a brave effort in the field we lost the match.

40, Birstwith CC 3rd XI vs. Northallerton CC 1st XI, Birstwith, August 2008, Nidderdale League Division 7

This was the sort of innings that I had designed myself to play and most importantly contributed to a victory for the team. In pursuit of a target of 173 in 45 overs and needing to score all of those runs to preserve our Division Seven status, I opened the batting alongside Randy Rose. I had a huge let off when I was dropped on zero by the square leg fielder and we made them pay as we went on to record an opening stand of 66 of which Randy contributed 58. After he departed we soon lost another wicket, that of Skeet Hardy for a duck. I then shared another half-century stand (53) with Bryan Lambert (31) however again, when one partner departed another wicket soon followed, this time it was Marc Richardson who failed to score. I was on course for a third half-century partnership of the match having put on 42 with David Horton when I set off from the non-striker’s end for a single. David sent me back and despite a desperate dive I was short of my ground and run out just five runs short of victory. Fortunately we made it over the line but I would have liked to have carried my bat and been there at the end. This was at the time my career best score and curiously of the forty runs that I scored in nearly as many overs, I actually scored exactly half those runs in boundaries.

37, Birstwith CC 3rd XI vs. Ripon CC 3rd XI, Ripon Grammar School, August 2008, Nidderdale League Division 7

This match was played the Saturday before the Northallerton match so I actually recorded career best scores two weeks in a row. That definitely represents the purplest patch of my batting career. The match was played at Ripon Grammar School, which I personally think is a beautiful place to play cricket. I batted at number three in the order but soon walked to the crease following the departure of Marc Richardson for a duck. (A less productive two weeks for him then!) Having been dismissed for a duck on my only previous outing at Ripon, I survived a heart in mouth LBW shout when yet to get of the mark and was also dropped behind when on five. I say dropped, it was an intentional guide through a slip area devoid of fielders that the wicketkeeper got a fingertip too. It was never a catchable chance. I made 37 (1 four) at a rate of just over one run an over before skying an attempted pull to square leg. The next highest score was Randy Rose’s 13. A total of 104 was always going to be difficult to defend but we had the hosts in trouble at 66-6 before they recovered to reach 104-6. However with the scores tied we then took three wickets, one a smart low catch at midwicket by myself off the bowling of veteran spinner Tommy Lyon before a streaky edge for a single off the same bowler saw Ripon over the line. Teammate Skeet Hardy was unlucky to finish on the losing side having recorded career best bowling figures of 7-25.

35, Birstwith CC 3rd XI vs. Rainton CC 2nd XI, Birstwith, May 2015, Nidderdale League Division 8

Having being dismissed first ball in a T20 match the Wednesday before, I commenced this innings in completely opposite fashion by launching a medium pace full toss into the sheep paddock on the leg-side boundary for six. I was as surprised as everybody else! I didn’t even hit the ball particularly hard but it just flew high off the middle of the bat and went the distance. It was the fourth six of my career but the first that didn’t have assistance from either a fielder or a tree. I flashed hard at a few deliveries outside off stump and pulled really well, striking four fours in my innings. I had a partnership off 47 with the attack minded Edmund Hebblestone (35) and saw five wickets fall at the other end before I was the ninth wicket to fall when not quite striking the ball cleanly as I cut to backward point. However our last wicket pair of Olivier Hubbard and Denny Gover saw out nearly ten overs to help us record an epic point against a strong side on a relentlessly raining afternoon.

34, Birstwith CC 3rd XI vs. Newby Hall CC 3rd XI, Bishop Monkton, August 2005, Nidderdale League Division 8

Again this was actually a career best score at the time, breaking the previous record that stood at just 12 that I had made on the opening day of the same campaign. This was my first time batting as high as number three in the order and I had an anxious wait as Gill Rodman (32) and Tim Chalmers (9) put on 47 for the first wicket. Before long though we’d stumbled to 63-3 before wicketkeeper Drew Lamb (26) and I steadied the ship with a partnership of 47 though it would have been less had I not heeded Drew’s call of “No” when having slashed straight to point I set off for an optimistic single. A full stretch drive just got me back into my crease (Unlike against Northallerton!) Following Drew’s departure, captain David Horton and I recorded a partnership of 40. I registered five boundaries and played some of the most convincing shots of my career. The innings contained a little luck. I was dropped by the wicketkeeper, trying to cut the spinner when on 15 and was dropped on another two occasions later in the innings. I was clearly getting a little excited when despite my captain’s best efforts to calm me down, I attempted to loft the pace bowler straight back over his head only to lose my middle stump. The innings however helped us secure the inaugural Division Eight title that very day. My performance with the ball also helped on that front but more of that later…


6-25, Birstwith CC 3rd XI vs. North Stainley CC 2nd XI, North Stainley, July 2006, Nidderdale League Division 7

Following some early strikes from opening bowlers Randy Rose and Christian Rilee, I seized the opportunity to rip through the hosts middle order and record career best figures of 6-25. At one point my figures were actually 5-17 before the opposition number ten clubbed a couple of agricultural boundaries however I sent his stumps flying the very next ball. We chased down the target of 83 for the loss of two wickets with skipper David Horton finishing 52 not out. In truth the quality of the North Stainley batting line-up was extremely poor and whilst these figures remain my best bowling performance statistically, I have bowled better only to end up with worse figures. Having said that, in my only other bowling spell at North Stainley in a cup match in 2009, I recorded figures of 3-6 giving me a ground bowling analyses of 9-31 so maybe I should play there every week!

4-20, Birstwith CC 2rd XI vs. Knaresborough Forest CC 2nd XI, The Union Pub, Knaresborough, September 2006, Nidderdale League Division 5

Opening bowlers Ken Marshal and Ivan Bess each took two top order wickets to put the hosts on the back foot in this encounter, the final match of the 2006 season. I came on first change, bowling towards the pub end and soon took my first wicket. I went on to dismiss another three Forest batsman, all of them for ducks. Never an easy place to bat, we lost wickets at regular intervals in pursuit of our target of 89 before the opening bowling duo of Marshal (29 not out) and Bess (5 not out) saw us over the line. My bowling figures of 4-20 represent career best figures for the 2nd XI.

4-40, Birstwith CC 2rd XI vs. Ripley CC 2nd XI, Ripley, April 2007, Nidderdale League Division 5

This was the opening match of the 2007 campaign, which means that following the Forest match, I actually took back-to-back four wicket hauls in the dizzy heights of Division Five. One of very few if not the only occasion that I bowled my full allotment of overs for the 2nd XI, my figures of 4-40 helped restrict the hosts to a total of 145. At 107-4, we looked comfortable in pursuit of our target before stumbling to 143 when the 9th wicket fell. I strode to the crease in near darkness with just three deliveries of the match remaining but with the batsman having crossed, I found myself at the non-striker’s end. Donny Jepson scored two runs off the next ball to level the scores but the bowler followed that up with a dot ball. As the bowler ran in to bowl the final delivery, I braced myself to scamper to the other end for a quick single. I needn’t have bothered as Donny creamed a glorious cover drive through the covers to the boundary. We embraced as the light fell in scenes reminiscent of England’s win against Pakistan in Karachi in 2000. My contribution with the bat, 0 not out off zero deliveries faced, yet one of my most enjoyable innings!

3-23, Birstwith CC 3rd XI vs. Newby Hall CC 3rd XI, Bishop Monkton, August 2005, Nidderdale League Division 8

Picking up where we left off following my at the time career best with the bat (34), Newby Hall made a half-hearted attempt at chasing down our imposing total of 193. After quickly losing their first five wickets, a sixth wicket partnership gave Newby Hall a glimmer of hope before I sent the innings top scorer back to the pavilion having knocked over his stumps. I soon followed that up by inviting a top edge from the right-handed number eight batsman as he tried to cut towards point. Wicketkeeper Drew Lamb smartly caught the deflection and we both let out a ferocious appeal as we closed in on promotion and the inaugural Division Eight title. To our dismay, the umpire failed to raise his finger. I let out a cry of “Come on” prompting Captain David Horton to tell us all to calm down. As I stood hands on knees and with my back turned to the batsman, he eventually elected to walk of his own accord. It was an extremely proud moment when we walked off the field knowing that we would be playing Division Seven cricket the following year. We finished the season a massive eighteen points clear of our nearest rivals Ouseburn.

3-29, Birstwith CC 3rd XI vs. Middleham CC 2nd XI, Middleham, July 2013, Nidderdale League Division 7

Middleham joins Ripon Grammar School as a ground that I think is ‘made’ for playing cricket. Certainly on a sun-baked summer’s day as it was when we played there in 2013. The playing area is within throwing distance of Middleham Castle and has spectacular views of the Wensleydale countryside though from time to time play may be interrupted when the tractor-driving farmer traverses his field. Prior to this match I hadn’t bowled a ball in competitive cricket in over four years, not since the early part of the 2009 campaign. I started with a wide but after a wait of over four years it took me only four deliveries to claim a wicket. The batsman danced down the track, intent on smashing me out of Wensleydale, however he missed the straight ball completely. It sent his stumps flying and I was quickly off celebrating, arms spread-eagled. Teammate Sandy Johnson told me that I was celebrating before the ball had even reached the stumps. I finished with figures of 3-29 from eight overs and also put in what was without doubt my best ever fielding performance. Middleham would finish as runners-up in the division that season, so to bowl them out on their home ground and claim a point was an excellent effort. When it came our turn to bat, we soon lost opener Dick Shearer for six, prompting me to make my way out to the middle. When I creamed a full toss through the covers for four to get off the mark, I really thought that it was going to be our day. Unfortunately I soon received a delivery from the quick bowler that stayed low and sent my stumps tumbling. Despite an excellent partnership between Sandy Johnson (34) and Lewis Rogerson who struck a career best (Since bettered) 32, we fell 24 runs short of what would have been a stunning victory. However this was without question one of the most enjoyable games of cricket that I have ever played.

Disclaimer: This article only refers to 45-over matches and not T20 matches, just incase you’re wondering why my match winning 40 not out against Ripley in 2016 didn’t get a mention. Maybe that’s an article in itself for another time!

Kevin Pietersen: On Cricket Book Review


Strictly speaking this isn’t an autobiography. KP delves into the technical aspects of taking on the various types of bowling that there is out there, as well as writing about such things as captaincy and the future of the game. That’s not to say that there aren’t autobiographical elements to it, which let’s be fair, would be hard to avoid.

As a highly unsuccessful village cricketer, it’s amazing to read about how a pro reads the ball out of the hand. I can barely see the ball at all in the north England evening light, let alone identify which side is shiny or which finger is rolling over the seam!

Pietersen is adamant that international cricketers shouldn’t be overcooked but is at pains to point out that being a cricketer is a great job and he realises he and his peers aren’t down a coal mine every day.

His thoughts on the future structure of international cricket seem a little half-cooked and as per usual with any book, there are one or two errors amongst the 277 pages that you do wonder how they ever get to print. KP tells us that at Edgbaston in the 2005 Ashes, England claimed the wicket of Brett Lee to level the series. No you didn’t KP. He also tells us that he wasn’t selected for an ODI series in 2000. Too right KP. You didn’t debut with England until 2004!

All in all it was an interesting and easy to read… read.

Silly Point provides Kevin Pietersen: On Cricket with a score of…

79 not out