Mad as a Hatter!

There’s something about failure that appeals to me!

When a batsman rocks up on debut and is out for a duck or a bowler concedes over a ton of runs without taking a wicket, the thought of their Cricinfo profile page displaying those stats for eternity genuinely eats away at me. When others write them off and say “Never pick them again” or “Not good enough” I say “People learn from bad experiences”, “They’ve got imperfection out of their system” or “Marvan Atapattu”!

Why am I telling you this?

Step forward Nic Maddinson. Test average 6.25… and if you thought that Marcus Harris looked like a village cricketer when playing in the Ashes this year then Maddo wasn’t far behind when taking on South Africa a couple of years ago. Few players have looked so perfectly designed to fit the phrase ‘A rabbit in the headlights’ as the Victoria opening bat did against Kagiso Rabada and co. Redemption though could be on its way.

The 27-year-old has been named in the Cricket Australia XI to take on Pakistan in a three-day match and should he outscore incumbent Harris could realistically play in the first Test. Maddinson wasn’t an opener in his previous existence as a Test cricketer but with no time to stew on the balcony and things really not able to get much worse could the Nowra native make a belated impression on cricket’s greatest stage?

Lotto Australia – Australian Cricket Chaos!

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If you thought that Australia’s approach to selecting a batting line-up couldn’t get anymore manic… then think again!

Oh and the bonus ball was drawn after the cameras stopped rolling… Joe Burns! Apologies for such an inexplicable technical error. The integrity of the draw is not in question!

A Fix of 26! (But not that sort of fix!)

Australia’s latest opening batsman is twenty-six-year-old Marcus Harris. Fittingly, he scored 26 in both innings of his Test debut against Kohli & co. It’s a good job that he’s not a one-year-old!

India will expect to assume a 1-0 series lead provided their current position of superiority.

http://www.espncricinfo.com/series/18693/game/1144993/australia-vs-india-1st-test-india-in-aus-2018-19

Given Australia’s penchant for changing their opening batsmen, Harris will have to do better than a pair of twenty-sixes to retain his position for next year’s Ashes series in England.

Extras

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Bye: I can’t keep my eyes off the Kookaburra Ghost. Marcus Harris used it to good effect in compiling 120 for Victoria in the first innings of the 2016/17 Sheffield Shield final…

http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/engine/match/1036431.html

If somebody came up to me and provided me with around £90.00 and said “Go and spend it on a cricket bat” then the Kookaburra Ghost is what I’d spend ‘my hard earned‘ cash on!

Leg Bye: Just like the CC/ODC competition, Telegraph’s T20 fantasy cricket will set you back £8.00 per team or £15.00 for three teams. At least the overall winner receives a whopping… £1,000 prize!

https://fantasycricket.telegraph.co.uk/twenty/select-team

Shrewd selectors will notice that Worcestershire opening batsman and part-time spin bowler Brett D’Oliveira (Listed as an all-rounder in the CC/ODC comp) is listed as a bowler. Get him in your team! Meanwhile, Essex’s Tom Westley’s seven career wickets in 54 T20 outings get him listed as an all rounder! There are a few players with generously low ratings based on their efforts in last year’s comp/career T20 records. Obviously the Telegraph can’t rate people on potential but players such as Liam Livingstone (5), Paul Collingwood (3) and Mason Crane (1) are the surely the sort of candidates to sneak into your XI… if you can afford it/if you can afford it (If you know what I mean?)!

No Ball: The Women’s World Cup is on the horizon. Just like the Champions Trophy, there are no matches taking place anywhere near my abode. Come on the White Knights! (England’s flag is white and the team are captained by Heather Knight!?).

Surely the best cricket player that Japan has ever produced, errr, England’s Natalie Sciver…

http://www.espncricinfo.com/england/content/player/515905.html

is Silly Point’s player to look out for during the tournament, as well as New Zealand’s Amelia Kerr…

https://sillypointcricketsite.wordpress.com/2017/05/16/white-ferns-call-on-kerr-to-curb-run-flow/

Wide: 14.74, 14.35, 13.25, 14.74 and 15.00. Afghanistan’s 18-year-old leg-spinner Rashid Khan’s bowling averages in each form of the game!!!

http://www.espncricinfo.com/afghanistan/content/player/793463.html